What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 04:22

-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.